Thursday, May 28, 2009

Would I Ever?

OK - totally copying my friend, Laura, who has started blogging some of the silly things she would never do - or at least never admit to doing... I know how many of you believe for some reason, that I am perfect, super-mom, super-wife, a chef, amazing housekeeper, incredible organized and talented and on and on and on....



HAHAHAHAHAHA HEEEE HEEEE HEEEE BWHA HAHAHAHA HOOOOOO HEEEEEE



OK, and back to reality...



Just to keep myself in check and grounded, I will, too, share with you some of the things you might wonder if I would ever do?



Would I ever put on my favorite CD "for the kids" so I can sing along with it and not be judged because they think I'm a fabulous singer?

Would I ever give the kids a morning snack of chips because I thought they sounded really good?

Would I ever make a yummy punch for Bunko and taste test so much of it I had to make a whole 'nother batch to serve?

Would I ever bake a cake that didn't turn out so well, serve it to my family, but bake another one that ended up looking better for company?

Would I ever mope and whine because the "free" phone I wanted with our new cel phone plan didn't come in a color I wanted and the one I wanted we had to pay for? (my new hot pink cel phone will be here today)

Would I ever encourage the kids to play video games upstairs so they could hear the UPS man as soon as he showed up with my new phone?

Would I ever plan a month's worth of menus/grocery lists all at once because I cannot stand to do it and would rather just have it done?

Would I ever get so excited about getting to eat out (because I don't have to plan, cook & clean up) that I start planning it days in advance? (girls' day on Saturday...)

Would I ever sneak around to take video of one of my favorite little dancers so I can catch her just dancing because she loves it and not because a camera is on?



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am so impressed! What great moves, even with no music! Her mom must be an awesome dancer!

I so relate to your list....not that I would ever do those things either! :)
~J

Laura Fluke said...

Boy--- what does her mom let her watch??? I AM SO KIDDING!!!! It was so cute, and it makes me smile! I love your list! We are so the same person...scary!