Here's sorta how it went....
"Yay - you guys did a wonderful job singing happy birthday to me!"
"What the heck is that?"
"Well, maybe I'll just have a little taste..."
"Wait, wait. I may need a bigger bite!"
"Oh yeah. Wow. Have you tried this stuff?"
"Oh Good God in Heaven! This stuff is fabulous! I can't get enough! And fun, too!"
"That. Was. Incredible!"
"And now that I'm all cupcaked out and cleaned up - it's official.... I'm a big kid!"
And then there's big Mr. 5 Year Old J-Man. He's got this cupcake thing down-pat.
Wait patiently while everyone sings Happy Birthday to you VERY LOUDLY!
Then blow out the candles before eating the cake. Easy-Peasy!